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Meet Marty, the main man. He never knew his parents, only that they were killed in a freak miniature golf accident when he was a baby. Marty has since learned to mind his own business. Unfortunately, some bigger, redder, Bloks aren't as polite.  
 

Measuring at 5 and a half inches, Vince is by far the biggest, and the baddest, Blok in town. He likes to beat up small runty Bloks just for fun. Vince has recently taken to picking on the small orphan Blok Marty. Will Marty be able to survive the pummeling of this fiery giant?

"I'm the best looking Blok in Town," says Tom with a straight face. "And it's not just because of the mustache, although that IS a part of it." Despite this vanity, Tom is a loyal and generous Blok who is not afraid to stand up to authority. Maybe because he wants his face to be seen by important people.  
 

Steve is the coolest brah in town. If you ever find your self wanting to kick back and chill, Steve is the Blok to go to. For him, life is about pure unfiltered hedonism, one pleasure at a time. His hobbies including surfing, playing the saxophone, and hanging out with his 'girl' Willow.

But Steve harbors a dark secret. He always thought the glass was half empty. Way to go, you closet pessimist.
Poor Jedediah has been stereotyped all his life. Most bloks think he's that 'crazy pilgrim' guy because of his hat and strange name. Jedediah wants to be clear: He is NOT Amish, or Quaker, and he's NOT crazy. The real Jedediah is actually an Olympic speedskater.  
  Sally is a writer. Her works include Of Bricks and Bloks, The Portrait of a Blokist as a Young Square, The Old Blok and the Sea, and more recently, Harry Bloker and the Half-Blood Cube. Human beings later plagiarized her work. Which sucks.
Kintoki is the last descedant of the greatest clan of ninjas in all of Japan. It's not too surprising then that Kintoki is less interested in assassination and more interested in finding a suitable wife to bear his child.  
 

Kobe Bryant scored 81 points on January 22, 2006, Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 points on March 2, 1962. But Joshua Blok scored a ridiculous 459 points in a single game on July 15th, 2009. This is a feat he can confidently say will never be close to being matched. In fact the highest point value scored by two teams combined is only 370 points.

Great things await Joshua Blok. One can only imagine how good he will be when he plays against an actual opponent.
Lieutenant Dan means business. He's known the art of combat his whole life. He's practically Rembrandt with a grenade. Lt. Dan's job is to protect the Bloks of Bloktown from international terrorism and weapons of mass destruction. He doesn't know what that means exactly but he's still very good at it.  
  Bloks always ask Willow why she were's Native American Headgear on her head. "I'm 1/13th Native American" she responds. Bloks tend to leave her alone after this response, especially Steve, her boyfriend. She's a nutjob.