Just what is BlokTown?

It is extremely entertaining that a mere mortal would be presumptuous enough to ask ME a question. Do you doubt my abilities or my intentions in making this polygonal utopia? Then leave this webpage, turn off your computer, and soak your head, preferrably in something toxic or flammable.

Wha..? Just what kind of FAQ is this?

Ever notice how the acronym 'Frequently Asked Questions' actually implies nothing about the answers? You assumed that the FAQ would provide quaint responses to your inquiries, but, like the the common rat, failed to notice the mousetrap hidden beneath the unsuspecting cheese. Don't be a moron.

Is insulting me really going to get anywhere?

No. Is asking stupid questions going to get YOU anywhere?

How can I contact you?

Bowflex118@yahoo.com